Apr 8, 2009

Anti-Social Networking

The second thing that should’ve been in yesterday posts (I got fed up with the long post and so subconsciously decided to split it in to two – but forgot to tell myself!) was this…

Whilst checking the email account discussed yesterday I stumbled across an email from Face-Pic…did anyone ever use this site? Luckily for me all of my teen years social networking sites had the same password – ingenious I know!

I logged on and was horrified by what I saw! Did I really have those pictures up? Er…and they’re still there! You know the typical MySpace self-taken photos that most 20-somethings bitch about? Well, that was me! Ugh! They’re hideous! I’m not posting them here, but if I can figure out how to snapshot the page I will do that so you can view from very far far away just to appreciate the pre-MySpace amazing stuff! I was definitely before my time.

Following the revelation that I was previously a teen photo-whore I remembered another site I used to use, Face Party – anyone used this? Holy mother! I tried to log in (with the same username and password obviously) and to my utter disbelief they had deleted my account! How rude!? It doesn’t matter that I never wish to see it again, but that doesn’t mean you can delete it Mr Party-On-My-Face!!! How dare you!? Do you know what was even worse than this? The state of that website!

Either, I’m getting old or the world is going very crazy! I know that every now and then I chuck in a street-style phrase (listen to me lol), but that’s seriously not how I talk – I say it because it’s funny! This site..

What we would say: Login
Face Party: Log ur ass on! Open the friggin door!
What we would say: Members
Face Party: Random spazmos

What we would say: Sign up
Face Party: Join us and eat brain

This wasn’t the best bit either! Have you read “Tha Law” down the side of here? If you can't go to their website and check it ou (I couldn't make the picture bigger!).


Is the world insane or is it me?

P.s I particularly love the ending note of "Fit In Or fuck Off"!

**UPDATE**

Just a little update for you. Yesterday, when I checked Face-Pic, I didn't really have a look around on the profile I had not seen for 6 years (ugh, I'm so old!) because I was 1) in shock 2) too scared someone would come in the office.

It's 12:26 here and so I thought I'd have a quick look whilst people are out to lunch! HOLYMOTHEREFFINGFUCK....are my only words! It's actually quite funny, the pics are hilarious, random and Myspace-whore stylee! My boobs are even on there (semi-clothed) in a photo entitled "the badboys"...how beautiful!

But, other than the pictures, logging on yesterday has rattled something in the deep dark depths of Face-Pic and made my account active again and so when I logged in this morning (I was hysterical) I had lots of messages from little boys! I shall post these shortly for our grown-up (ugh) amusement!

9 comments:

Andhari said...

I'm familiar with those type of pictures. Check my friendster.

Oh wait, I deleted it. Score.:P

Anonymous said...

i have never heard of face-pic. But you should post those messages!

Jen Randall said...

@ IL - I'm so glad I'm not the only one!

@ SB - you clearly missed out!

Does anyone know how to use one of those snapshot things so I can actually post images of the page? It's just if I post these messages you will seriously not believe them!! There's one in particular from some gangster-wannabe type children (yes, apparently it was a group of 5 (I think) "ladz" sending me the message!).

Hmm...I might check back again in a minute (lol). I feel very grown-up all-of-a-sudden! x

Jess said...

Haha..."the badboys?!" There are no words to how much that made me laugh. I've never heard of Face-Pic. Too many social networking sites out there for me to keep track of.

The Civilian said...

Wow I've never even heard of that site, but I definitely want to find you on there now hahaha.

"the badboys?" Your boobs are male? That's confusing...

Jen Randall said...

So, seriously, it actually gets worse than the "badboys" (imconfused by their clear identity crisis now too), no I don't reveal any other body parts, but my screen name is so horrendously the reason for the attention from young boys!! Clearly I'm not ready to reveal it or you'll all be hunting me down LOL! Being young was great!

Matt said...

I <3 Boob pics!

pj said...

My wife is a high school teacher and we have a myspace acct (fake of course) just so she can show me what the heck they post! Holymotherfuggingshit is right.

Jen Randall said...

It's nice to know I'm a hit with teenage boys - 8 msgs so far on Face-pic and 3 friends requests! I think you guys should all join, don't you feel like you're missing out!

I'm going to figure out some screen shot software when I get home so you can all see the delights of teenage boys!

P.s @ Matt - doesn't everyone?

P.P.s @ PJ...Fake? I don't believe that for a second, are you a Myspace whore monsieur??

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