Anti-Social Networking

The second thing that should’ve been in yesterday posts (I got fed up with the long post and so subconsciously decided to split it in to two – but forgot to tell myself!) was this…

Whilst checking the email account discussed yesterday I stumbled across an email from Face-Pic…did anyone ever use this site? Luckily for me all of my teen years social networking sites had the same password – ingenious I know!

I logged on and was horrified by what I saw! Did I really have those pictures up? Er…and they’re still there! You know the typical MySpace self-taken photos that most 20-somethings bitch about? Well, that was me! Ugh! They’re hideous! I’m not posting them here, but if I can figure out how to snapshot the page I will do that so you can view from very far far away just to appreciate the pre-MySpace amazing stuff! I was definitely before my time.

Following the revelation that I was previously a teen photo-whore I remembered another site I used to use, Face Party – anyone used this? Holy mother! I tried to log in (with the same username and password obviously) and to my utter disbelief they had deleted my account! How rude!? It doesn’t matter that I never wish to see it again, but that doesn’t mean you can delete it Mr Party-On-My-Face!!! How dare you!? Do you know what was even worse than this? The state of that website!

Either, I’m getting old or the world is going very crazy! I know that every now and then I chuck in a street-style phrase (listen to me lol), but that’s seriously not how I talk – I say it because it’s funny! This site..

What we would say: Login
Face Party: Log ur ass on! Open the friggin door!
What we would say: Members
Face Party: Random spazmos
What we would say: Sign up
Face Party: Join us and eat brain

This wasn’t the best bit either! Have you read “Tha Law” down the side of here? If you can't go to their website and check it ou (I couldn't make the picture bigger!).

Is the world insane or is it me?

P.s I particularly love the ending note of "Fit In Or fuck Off"!

**UPDATE**

Just a little update for you. Yesterday, when I checked Face-Pic, I didn't really have a look around on the profile I had not seen for 6 years (ugh, I'm so old!) because I was 1) in shock 2) too scared someone would come in the office.

It's 12:26 here and so I thought I'd have a quick look whilst people are out to lunch! HOLYMOTHEREFFINGFUCK....are my only words! It's actually quite funny, the pics are hilarious, random and Myspace-whore stylee! My boobs are even on there (semi-clothed) in a photo entitled "the badboys"...how beautiful!

But, other than the pictures, logging on yesterday has rattled something in the deep dark depths of Face-Pic and made my account active again and so when I logged in this morning (I was hysterical) I had lots of messages from little boys! I shall post these shortly for our grown-up (ugh) amusement!

My Right Arm - AKA Apple Iphone (arm attachment)

I was reading a post here at My Telephone Booth and as my comment started to turn into an essay (it could've reached epic novel status) I thought I would it into a post. Sneaky I know!

When O2 sent me a new Iphone (I hasten to add that I did not ask for an upgrade - they clearly knew I'd keep it though) I decided, on it's 2nd day in it's new life, that I was going to send it back! A bit disgruntled because, let's face it, if I'd really wanted to swap my Blackberry for an Iphone I could've gone and done it by myself, but O2 obviously felt they knew better....and I'm quite ashamed to admit they were right!

It was shiny, and beautiful and matched my Ipod. It was just meant to be (this is what they make you think!!). It has become my right arm and I am very much lost without the little beauty.

The post on My Telephone Booth was mainly relating to all the "apps" (as the cool kids would say)....I have many of these and I thought I would share them (if you aren't interested change blog now!)...

• Google Earth - in case I have a desperate need (stalk-mode) to know where someone lives!
• Ebay - For the impromptu "need" for something new (or not so new)
• Facebook - More stalk-mode
• Ixmas tree - This one could probably go now, but it was great to have a fully decorated xmas tree in my pocket over xmas! All the cool kids were uber jealous!
• Shopping List - To make sure I remember the essentials!!
• Quizmas - Can you tell I got my Iphone over Christmas?
• BeeCells Lite / Dots Free / Hangman / Labyrinth / Mafia / Tap Tap Revenge - For during work boredom!
• Ipint - Because every girl needs to know how to give good head!
• Emobifree - Translator that speaks - but only speaks Mandarin - helpful, much!
• IHandy Level - for all those shelves I need to put up!
• M-Box Mail - actually helpful, Hotmail App
• Twitterific - The name gives it away
• GPS Lite - Another obvious one
• P.M.Free - Woo Hoo, a necessity - Piano player! I love this one but I'm just really bad at it!

So there you go. My comment on My Phone Booth was actually rambling on about how I only download the apps I really need. Well, I think I just proved myself to be an idiot. Yep, well done Jen!