Are You Serious? Part 1

This post was the final straw in a long line of things that forced me to start a new blog! I have rushed through the "introductions" because I was ridiculously desperate to share this post and get your thoughts on it!!!

Ok, I hope you think this is as ridiculous as I do

Subject: Bex

Issue: Boy Trouble (really, are you that surprised?)

Last week I had a very panicked email, and I mean it was seriously panicked! You know when you open an email and just from reading the first sentence you get that knot in the pit of your stomach and you just know it's something bad? It was that kind of email!

Opening line "Jen, are you there? I feel sick, this is really bad. I'm scared, I don't know what to do. Please reply". Ok, so it was the entire email and not really just the opening line.

Can you see why I was concerned. So, the things that went through my mind were as follows (you know you can squeeze in a lot of thinking between Outlook pings when you're a bit worried!):

1 - Dumbo has split up with her yet again
2 - She caught an STD from Dumbo
3 - She got fired for too much emailing
4 - Someones died
5 - Dumbo died and I'm going to hell for all the bad things I've said

...and so on. the list was pretty much endless. Anyway, I deleted the actual email by accident before I had chance to email it to my personal account. The gist of it was that Bex had been given Dumbo's Hotmail details (inc. password) but Dumbo himself (he clearly is dumb...you'll see why). Bex went in to find some confirmation details for him and happen to accidentally (hahah) open a Gumtree email. OH MY GOD, I'm a firm believer that you shouldn't snoop unless you are 100% prepared for the consequences of what you might find. What Bex found was definitely not something she was prepared for, she went directly from the email to an ad on Gumtree...

Hi,

Im a 25 year old athletic, confident straight male looking to spice up my
week with occasional nsa sex....Im new to this but have always been keen to experiment.

I can accommodate and would require discretion.

If you need to know anymore message me,

Dumbo (insert real name)

Can you believe it? What would you do if this was your bf or you were the friend of said gf??

I'll post the reality of the situation after I'd heard what you think....get thinking!!

jen xx