I for one find it quite difficult to comprehend that I will get old and wrinkly like my grandparents once were. Can you imagine our current twenty-something generation all old and saggy? No, I think not! All tattoos (check), piercing (check) and body modifications (I saw a TV programme on this…ahhh! No check.). With our fashionable clothes, expensive handbags and high heels (and that’s just the boys!)? To pay off our debts we’ll clearly be working the pole into our 100s (as people seem to be living longer these days too). Nothing wrong with working the pole BTW, I would definitely do it if I had the nerve! My god, I am seriously distractible today!
Anyway, old people seem to be getting quite confused about what to wear / what not to wear! Oddly enough this has been on my mind for a while!
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets (I feel quite “street” saying that – but I’m far from it. Is that a good or a bad thing? I digress. It is not okay to do the following:
- Wear ankle bracelets and corn pads
- Wear miniskirts and support hose
- Don speedos with cellulite
- Have spiked hair and bald spots
- Get a belly button ring and show your gall bladder surgery scar
- Wear unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
- Sport your midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
- Wear bikinis and liver spots
- Wear mini skirts and varicose veins
- Use inline skates and a Zimmer
My final point needs to be that there definitely comes a time where you have to hang-up your ripped daisy-duke hot pants!
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13 comments:
Oh my god! That pic will give me nightmare tonight. Haha
I am turning 36 tomorrow, at least I now know what not to do.
Ugh. I think I'm going to be sick now.
@ IL - well, I think we can safely say that your little adorable self wont end up like that!
@ PJ - 36, wow that's old (haha), ok, well it's not as old as 50! Anyhoo, I think it's time to hang up your spandex hot pants!! x
I think you just scarred my retinas showing me that picture. And what's with every old person having a carpet bag? x
That picture is going to haunt my dreasm tonight.
I'd just like to point out that this isn't a picture of me hehe x
Oh my...I think that's actually my grandma. (Just kidding.)
I have to say - the only time speedos should EVER be worn is if you're some sort of professional swimmer and you're in some sort of race. Otherwise, I don't care how nice your body is - they are not right.
Wrong on soooooo many levels!
omg :O eee eh ewwww. hahaha. Where do you find that shit?
Oh, come on... that picture was just unnecessary! It's almost like the time I did this (the picture)...
http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/12/tmi-thursday-milky-white-thigh.html
You promised you weren't going to post this picture of me! Traitor.
Oh blimey that is very disturbing!
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