This morning I was getting ready for work and I couldn't find my mirror. It's a special mirror. It's a kind early morning-mirror! The one that's big enough to see your face in but small enough so you can't see your hair. It also has built in Photoshop so you look slightly better with a bed-head!!
After 10 minutes of looking (a very stressful 10 minutes I'd like to add) I called a ceasefire and decided that I was going to have to do it freehand! A frightful moment!
So, the small amount of foundation I wear was easy enough (although I haven looked in another mirror yet as my hair is still a little wild from it's night of debauchery with my pillow!). OMG, then came the mascara (that's all the make-up I wear for work). How the hell is it so difficult to apply mascara with no mirror. Have you seen where your eyelashes are recently? You'd think it would be so simple! Yet it was extremely difficult.
I think I managed in the end, but I avoided looking in the mirror. So in theory I could have mascara smudged all over my face - now I'm scared to look in the mirror...eek! x
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4 comments:
Uh oh! Good luck with your makeup! And also with finding that mirror, which sounds phenomenal, by the way.
Well, success so far as I'm yet to look in a mirror! Impressive! No-one's mentioned any bad-mascara so I'm thinking I'm safe! x
Im not even sire what this post was about but it sounded painful.
@matt - perhaps we could use the mascara wand for your prostate exam and then you'd know if it was painful?? X
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